Rachel and Susan, gone for all of two weeks, now back, claim the city is changed since they left. Some shift has occurred without their supervision; they are like aunts bewildered to discover that their teenaged niece has taken her first drink without them. They are jealous of the patios they haven't sat on. They are jealous of every new leaf now open. It was winter when they left. Unlike more literary cities, we don't do spring. Our two seasons are winter and construction. Rachel likes the fact that we are always fixing something, but is unimpressed that we have waltzed into summer behind the backs of her and Susan. Now it is fire season. They are jealous of the way I silence my government emergency alarm, as if declining a call from a man. They are jealous of the day fifteen fires were burning in the river valley, simultaneously, the work of spontaneous combustion, class warfare, eco terrorism, apocalypse, coordinated arson? Rachel and Susan had to watch the videos from another city. They didn't smell the smoke, they didn't take the particles into their bodies. Two weeks later, they mourn the destruction of trees. They mourn the secondhand knowledge of what all of this means. At the end of the world, Rachel and Susan know where they want to be: On the patio of the Hotel Macdonald lighting the fifteenth fire under the ass of a rich person. They applaud when I report that though they couldn't personally attend, after he extinguished that last fire, someone lit it again! It burned down the slope. We don't talk about our dry heat as much as we talk about our dry cold. Rachel digs into her suitcase and points her finger at me. For two weeks, it has been incomplete, this piece of home, this reverse souvenir snowglobe— missing the fire, flakes of ash in place of snow, her and Susan on the patios, and the lifesize cutout of our captain McJesus. Yes, at the end of the world the Oilers are in the playoffs. Plucked from the flames, the cardboard Connor McDavid has been re-erected, facing traffic, at the top of Connors Road. Not even his luxuriant mustache is singed. Even Rachel and Susan know that until McJesus hoists the Stanley Cup, the world cannot possibly end. Still, Rachel complains she wasn't aware it was hockey season. Susan says that has nothing to do with them being gone.
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